Nice to meet me
To know Melissa is to love her. When she’s not volunteering for Meals on Wheels, she’s consulting Starlink executives on sustainable business practices and the virtues of ceremonial-grade matcha. And yet, despite her many, many hours of public servitude, she somehow manages to make a three-course meal for her family every night - martinis are a course, right?
In perhaps her greatest act of service yet, she takes virtual form as CupcakesOMG to help those less fabulous with delectable recipes, fool-proof grooming advice, and a ringing endorsement to incorporate the word “fuck” more often into your vocabulary (it’s scientifically proven to reduce stress, and stress causes wrinkles, so really, swearing is just good skincare!).
Thanks for stopping by…or should I say, “you’re welcome.”
